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How To Get Thrown Out Of A Stadium Very Quickly: Take A Swing At A Security...
If you’re like me, once you start watching the video below, you’ll disregard the title and think, “Oh, I see where this is going. There’s going to be a problem involving ChiefsBro and the fact that he...
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Cam Newton Will Probably Be Fined For Acting Like A Giant, Supremely Athletic...
The Carolina Panthers defeated the Oakland Raiders 17-6 yesterday, but Cam Newton and his 18-29 for 170 yards, 2 TDs (1 rush) and 1 INT were decidedly mediocre. Still, his team won, in a season in...
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Raiders And Chargers Fans Ended The Season With A Brawl That Got An Entire...
San Diego. One of the happiest large cities in America, says science. One of our nation’s most desirable cities to live in. Hell, its nickname is “America’s Finest City.” You go to San Diego, you’ll...
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Rolando McClain Signed A Citation Ticket For Tinted Windows “F— Y’all,” So...
According to WHNT News in Decatur, Alabama, Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested on Tuesday for providing police with a fake name after he was pulled over for driving with tinted...
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Desmond Bryant’s Mugshot Is Better Than All Other Mug Shots, Ever
The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested on Sunday morning for drunkenly wandering into a neighbor’s house at 9:24 a.m. and “causing a...
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The Raiders’ Jared Veldheer Gives LaRon Landry A Run For His Money In The...
Remember last year when those photos of an insanely muscular – even by NFL standards – LaRon Landry came out? How awed we all were, even after controlling for post-gym muscle inflation? Well, we might...
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Things To See In Decatur, Ala.: Cook’s Natural Science Museum, Wheeler...
Rolando McClain owns a BCS Championship ring, has played in the NFL for three seasons with the Oakland Raiders, is now a Baltimore Raven, and in January, got married. The police in his hometown of...
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The Oakland Raiders Were Ripped Off In A Draft-Day Trade. Of Course They Were.
The Oakland Raiders had the third pick in the 2013 NFL Draft. They traded it to the Miami Dolphins, who then selected Oregon linebacker Dion Jordan. The Raiders, as you know, suck a lot and have lots...
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Dork-Punter Chris Kluwe Turns Down White House LGBT Pride Celebration Invite...
After being cut from the Vikings following a tweet about lustful cock monsters, newly acquired Oakland Raiders’ Punter and outspoken LGBT dork Chris Kluwe has apparently recommitted himself to...
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The Bears Are Giving JaMarcus Russell A Tryout, So Here’s A Gallery Of Our...
In case you thought the NFL was getting boring at the quarterback position, please put your hands together and welcome back one of our favorites: former Raider JaMarcus Russell! Yep. According to...
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Chris Kluwe Watched That Mermaid Documentary On Discovery Channel And Twitter...
Mermaids are fictional creatures. How do we know? Because if they truly existed, Donald Trump would have organized them into a tacky, overblown pageant by now. But that didn’t stop Discovery Channel...
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This Video Of Chris Kluwe Punting While Wearing Google Glass Probably Isn’t...
Chris Kluwe, punter for the Oakland Raiders, managed to get his hands on a Google Glass prototype, the futuristic glasses that can take videos and make phone calls or something like that. Since Kluwe...
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Pretty Much Screwed: The 2013-14 Oakland Raiders
Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our definitive guide to the upcoming NFL season. This team-by-team preview details why your favorite franchise might have to start looking forward to next year — and...
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Mascot Power Rankings: ‘Raider Rusher’ Steals Children’s Souls
I would have figured the Oakland Raiders to be the last team standing in the We-Don’t-Have-A-Mascot Club, even after the Packers and the Jets. But in the age of multiple kids’ TV channels and...
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‘Glee’ Star Naya Rivera With Some Attractive Cussing On Brother’s TD For Raiders
Naya Rivera plays high school cheerleader Santana Lopez on “Glee”, as if you didn’t know. She’s also the sister of Raiders’ tight end Mychal Rivera, who scored a touchdown in the first half against...
View ArticleThe Oakland Coliseum Time-Lapse Of The A’s-To-Raiders Conversion Is Mesmerizing
The Oakland Athletics beat the Detroit Tigers 1-0 in Game 2 of the ALDS on Saturday. On Sunday night, the Oakland Raiders beat the San Diego Chargers. These events happened in the same building. How is...
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The Latest From Around The NFL: Terrelle Pryor Is For Real
You probably heard that the Raiders had the look of a team that could go winless during the league during the preseason, and the team also had the look of a Fantasy wasteland. However, that was before...
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Former Raiders Linebacker Thomas Howard Dies In Fiery Freeway Crash, Was...
Thomas Howard, who walked on at Texas-El Paso and worked himself up to become a second-round draft pick for the Oakland Raiders as a linebacker in 2006, was one of two people who were killed in a...
View ArticleMarine Veteran, 61, Tries to Catch Woman Who Leapt From Third Deck At Raiders...
Those familiar with the O.co Coliseum in Oakland know the tarped-off upper section is a strange, cloud-enshrouded land where humans do not tread (because of lack of attendance or sight lines … I’m...
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What The Hell Happened To Nnamdi Asomugha?
By the end of the 2010 season, he was considered one of the best defensive players in the league, and certainly the best cornerback. He had been an All-Pro four times, was named to the NFL’s...
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