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Presenting The Portland Raiders: Everyone In The Black Hole Will Wear Flannel...
Oakland Raiders fans (shoutout Devin) may not want to read this article, but it bears mentioning that the city of Portland is looking to add an NFL team to its roster of paltry pro offerings (they’re...
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The Raiders Might Move To Los Angeles For The Second Time, Also Considering...
A few weeks ago we discussed the possibility of the Oakland Raiders becoming the Portland Raiders, where all the fans would drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and cheer ironically. Portland is one the largest...
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Your 2015 NFL Draft Finalists: Chicago, Los Angeles
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced Thursday that the 2015 NFL Draft will either take place in Chicago or Los Angeles. There’s a very good chance that whichever city is chosen, Jets fans will...
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6 Most Hated Owners That Were Once Beloved
Photo Credit: AFP/Getty Images A video uploaded to YouTube last week showed a man peeing on Art Modell’s grave. That got us thinking about other sports team owners that once held a city’s hearts in his...
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Derek Carr Avenges His Brother’s NFL Death By Replacing Matt Schaub As...
There’s only one rookie quarterback scheduled to start Week 1 this season, and it’s not Johnny Manziel, Blake Bortles, Teddy Bridgewater or even A.J. McCarron. It’s Derek Carr, second-round pick out...
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This Is Totally Your Year: The 2014-15 Oakland Raiders Season Preview
Welcome to “This Is Totally Your Year,” our overly optimistic preview of the 2014-15 NFL season for all 32 teams. We’ve broken down why every team — yes, even your team (and yes, even your team, Rams...
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KICKERS HAVE ALL THE FUN: Pornstar Tells Excellent Sebastian Janikowski Story
I guess if it’s ok for any professional athlete to smoke, it’d be Raiders all-time scoring leader Sebastian Janikowski (1,515 points). Brooke Haven told TMZ about the time he dropped a lit cigarette...
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Way Too Early Look At 2015 NFL Draft For Buccaneers, Falcons, Jaguars, Jets,...
Like when a 96-year-old man gets ready for his fifth heart surgery, it might be time to start preparing for the inevitable. What do these bad NFL teams do after their slow death in 2014? Every NFL team...
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The Raiders Were Just Using San Antonio To Make Oakland And L.A. Jealous
Confirming the obvious, Jason Cole of Bleacher Report was reportedly told by three sources that there’s “no way” the Raiders will move to San Antonio, despite the fact that Mark Davis visited the city...
View ArticleMark Davis Wants To Keep Raiders, And His Hair, In Oakland
You’ve heard the rumors: Oakland Raiders headed back to Los Angeles. Or, Sacramento. Or San Jose. San Antonio. Crawford, Texas? No, scratch that. In an interview today with Ian Rapoport of the NFL...
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Oakland Thinks It’s Going To Win Tonight
Coming into the game with less wins than Charles Manson has fiancés, the 0-10 Raiders looked to be easy pickings for the 7-3 Chiefs. But you know, there’s something about the NFL and underdogs, and on...
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Raiders Get Serious Backfield Penetration, Almost Blow First Win
That was one of the weirdest NFL games in years. The Raiders got their first win despite themselves. The Chiefs uncharacteristically gave up not one, but two rushing TDs, and got beaten for the second...
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The Hilarious Transcript From The Raiders Locker Room After They Nearly Blew...
The Raiders nearly got called for an insane offsides penalty late in their game against the Chiefs last night. After Sio Moore sacked Alex Smith on a third-and-six (with help from rookie Khalil Mack),...
View ArticleFlorida Head Coach Jim McElwain Trolls Oakland Raiders In Press Conference
The Oakland Raiders have won a football game in the NFL this year. Kudos. And luckily, the Philadelphia 76ers have been so bad, that people have sort of turned a blind eye to the poor play of the...
View Article49ers, Raiders Fans Continue To (Literally) Kill Each Other
When you think of the Bay Area, and you’re not from the Bay Area, you probably think of affluent millenials who ride hoverboards and actively refer to themselves as “millenials.” Then there’s the...
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Odds Are Favoring A Harbaugh-To-Oakland Move
After Sportsbook.ag pulled their Jim Harbaugh 2015 coaching destination odds due to a suspicious influx of money on Michigan, their revised odds seem reflect that Harbaugh will end up coaching the team...
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Stupid Terrible NFL Teams Continue To Win When They Shouldn’t
Lost in the fact that the 49ers lost to the Raiders yesterday, all but dooming their playoff hopes, is that the Raiders won for the second time this season. Their first win — a victory over the Chiefs...
View ArticleFunkiller, Dictator Roger Goodell Nixes NFL Team To Los Angeles Next Season
Los Angeles is going to have to root for the USC Trojans for yet another season. Lost amidst NFL paradises in San Diego, Oakland and San Francisco, the LA football desert will not feel the rains of an...
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New Bosses in the Bay Area: Will the Raiders Ever Be Better Than the 49ers?
Both the Oakland Raiders and San Francisco 49ers hired new head coaches Wednesday night, making the Bay Area busier than ever despite no playoff football being played. The Raiders hired Jack Del Rio,...
View ArticleNew Head Coach Power Rankings: 2015 Is A Bad Year For Head Coaching Hires
It’s been an off-year for NFL head coaching hires. The hiring process has read something like an NFL Draft where no quarterback emerges to be “elite.” The only elite candidate, Jim Harbaugh went back...
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